Because he is a god who lives every moment of his life for us. Before you awoke this morning, Ted had already:
1. Tested Imported Single Malts for purity and proof. dirty work indeed, but he does it for us.
2.Tested several imported herbal medications for efficacy, strength, and purity. Ted is very concerned with Health Care. He and his nephews, who have profited by his selfless example, continually test imported medications, at great risk to themselves, for us.
3. Sent out his scouts to seek damsels in distress and to drive home damsels whom he had counseled last night, if Victoria isn't home.
4.Counseled his brother-in-law on Campaign Finance
5.Counseled his nephew, Dr. Steven Smith, on interpersonal relationships.
6.Managed contributions to worthy causes (I.R.A., Winny Mandela, etc)
7. Was dressed by his devoted staff, and showed himself to the peasants (who love him as they should) on his way to a breakfast at which he will address adoring multitudes on the evils of George W. Bush.
8. The above breakfast is a fund-raiser to establish better lifeguarding services on Masachusetts bridges. It seems a young friend of the Senator had lost her life in a tragic accident directly caused by a dastardly Republican fund-cut in just such a program.
Yes, Tacitus, it is a hard life. Frankly, your negativity is not helping the Senator accomplish all he does for us little people. So get with the program: consider moving to Massachusetts, where you will be expected to vote early and often for Ted.
LOL! What a bastion of selfless sacrifice. How could I have been so wrong? (sarc)
You must be one tough conservative to continue living in "Taxi" without literally going insane.