"Yikes...they figure it out eventually. A buddy of mine had a gal on a stop who was lambasting him for "Stopping me because (insert favorite ethnic background here) and driving this (insert favorite pimped out car here.)" His reply was, "No. I'm stopping you because you're fat." Didn't see him around for a few days."
"Ma'am, you're violating California Vehicle Code Section 12.34.56, excessive use of gravity."
I used this one in the Military once (Even though we could get away with more verbal creativity, it was only once)
I was reading someone the riot act, before sending him back to the barracks, listing the charges I was going arrest him on if I saw him off base again when he was restricted
"And finally, Article 134 of the UCMJ, Unlicensed operation of a Human body in an ignorant manner"
You've come up with some good one's 8>)