"Now there's a few choice words to bring an Internal Affairs complaint. No thanks... 8>) You're joking, right?"
Well, they're griping about tasers now...
I suppose that they're going to have to have a law where the officer offers a menu of choices, and let the arrestee pick the consequence s/he wants.
("Hi, I'm Chad, and I'll be your law enforcement waitperson this evening...")
RLOL! Now thats a good one...