"Ma'am, you have a choice. You can come quietly, you can continue to resist arrest and get tased, you can continue to resist arrest and get pepper-sprayed, you can continue to resist arrest and get some stick time, or you can continue to resist arrest and get a bullet in your head. Which would be your preference, ma'am?"
Now there's a few choice words to bring an Internal Affairs complaint. No thanks... 8>) You're joking, right?