The outlines of the plot are only now just starting to become known. It may be Lyndon LaRouche who has proposed a theory that the CIA, operating with the Trilateral Commission and the Knights Templar, slipped a payment of gold bricks disguised as a load of second trombones to Queen Victoria, who, in turn, passed it Charles Darwin. He had the musical instruments melted down into counterfeit Canadian Maple Leafs, and bought passage on HMS Beagle as a cover story. Once he got to the Beagle's destination, while no one was looking, he constructed an invisible Total Evil Vortex that allowed Satan to salt the earth with faux fossils and transmit the theory of evolution. Satan's ultimate goal, of course, was to irritate Dr. Dino. It is not known whether this last bit actually happened. Dr. Dino appears to be having too good a time.
There is more to the story. It seems that the thousands of people who claim to have been abducted and anally-probed by UFOs have actually been recruited into an alien-led army of fossil-planting zombies. At night, while receiving orders though the fillings in their teeth (during which time they often generate crop-circles) they are directed to caches of freshly-made piles of fake fossils, which they bury where they'll be found by gullible scientists.
Quit joking around. You can only justify things by forcing them out into public view. I want scientists to prove the Theory of Evolution to me. Plainly and with personal respect.