[PatrickHenry]

The outlines of the plot are only now just starting to become known.

There is more to the story. It seems that the thousands of people who claim to have been abducted and anally-probed by UFOs have actually been recruited into an alien-led army of fossil-planting zombies. At night, while receiving orders though the fillings in their teeth (during which time they often generate crop-circles) they are directed to caches of freshly-made piles of fake fossils, which they bury where they'll be found by gullible scientists.

[Gumlegs]

"Gullible scientists"! Ha!

We all know who pays them and why.

[VadeRetro]

Darwin Central has noted your security lapses WRT our Satanic and alien sponsors. Watch your backs.