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Mr. Language Person: True Quotations (Dave Barry)
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| Dave Barry
Posted on 05/08/2005 6:42:55 AM PDT by nuconvert
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posted on
05/08/2005 6:42:55 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
To: nuconvert
" He said: ``Estelle, if I'd a knowed you'd a want to went, I'd a seed you'd a got to get to go.'' "
LOL
(pluperfect consumptive) LoL
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posted on
05/08/2005 6:46:57 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Boxsford; Ditter; Irish Rose
"if I'd a knowed you'd a want to went", pong
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posted on
05/08/2005 6:52:24 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
Often heard in Louisiana,"Look out the back window and see where we went."
To: nuconvert
My favorite when you are rethinking a decision is "I shudda did".
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posted on
05/08/2005 6:58:29 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: nuconvert
We know this must be humor because there is no Ridgecrest Baptist Church in Opelika, Ala.
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posted on
05/08/2005 6:58:42 AM PDT
by
William Terrell
(Individuals can exist without government but government can't exist without individuals.)
To: razorback-bert
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posted on
05/08/2005 6:59:32 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
``Do you have any of those cheap genetic cigarettes?''
That is not an incorrect question or phrase.
Viceroy and Pall Mall Filers are considered "generic" at many on-line dealers and they sure are NOT "cheap". They're only about a buck or two less per carton than the 'Premium Brands' like say.. Camel non filters.
What are "cheap" are the "Value Brand" smokes, like Ligget Select.
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posted on
05/08/2005 7:07:08 AM PDT
by
Condor51
(Leftists are moral and intellectual parasites - Standing Wolf)
To: Condor51
I think you might regret this post soon..........;^)
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posted on
05/08/2005 7:14:50 AM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: nuconvert
As Hoosiers say, "over around back there."
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Most of us are too polite to mention it. ;9)
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posted on
05/08/2005 7:22:11 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: Ditter
One of our mechanics at the coal mine liked to summ up what he had just said; "I changed the oil and greased everything on the dragline, what I did."
To: Condor51
They are considered "generic," that's true, but are they considered "genetic"? That's what the lady said.
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posted on
05/08/2005 7:24:52 AM PDT
by
Future Snake Eater
(The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.)
To: Ditter
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posted on
05/08/2005 7:27:03 AM PDT
by
WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
(Prayers for healing and relief from pain for Cowboy...........)
To: nuconvert
Arizona and New Mexico:
If you're a gonna go ta the Post Orfice, kin you taken me an' Clem?
Ah wented to town this morning so I goed there afore ah wented on home. If'n ah come agin, I'll taken ya'all both.
To: MARTIAL MONK
LOL.
That's Ariz & N.Mexico?
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posted on
05/08/2005 7:41:07 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: Future Snake Eater
I had considered the quest for cheap cigarettes to be genetic.
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posted on
05/08/2005 7:45:26 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(Couldn't you have stopped shooting at us and watched your baby grow instead?)
To: Pan_Yans Wife; AdmSmith; F14 Pilot; Valin
"...I'd a seed you'd a got to get to go," pong
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posted on
05/08/2005 7:46:40 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
To: nuconvert
That's the small towns that haven't been converted to California-speak.
To: nuconvert
Where does 'which' come from?
I mean, whence the 'which?'
Earline: How come you used up the gas out of the five-gallon can?
Vida Mae: Which I was going into town and I was empty. Which I put up my sign; Kitchen Closed This Chick's Going To Walmart.
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