Here's a Modthers' Day joke that the Pastor of my church told this morning:
A little girl, about 8 years old, was helping her mother dry the dishes when she noticed that her mother had 2 white hairs sparkling in her dark tresses.
"How did you got those white hairs," she asked.
Hoping to make a teaching moment, her mother replied, "Every time you are naughty, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl, being very smart for her years, asked, "Well, how come grandma's hair is ALL white?"
Everyone in church laughed, but Father Tom was not quite done with his story yet. He grinned impishly and continued, "The quick thinking mother answered, 'She's your FATHER's mother.' "
Happy Mothers' Day all.