My Mom at 75 is doing great!
A couple of weeks ago, a teenaged boy accosted her
while she was sitting on a park bench reading. He
made some filthy remarks to her, reading from a
paper, probably as a dare from another teenaged
boy who accompanied him.
When my 5 foot tall Mother told him to buzz off,
he put his hand on her.
She sprang up, grabbed him by the collar, drew him
in and put the kid in a headlock. She choked the
crap out of him! (Later, I asked for a
demonstration, and my eyes almost popped out of my
head!)
The kid gasped for help from his friend, who was
too in awe of my Mother to intervene. Finally, my
Mother let go, and the kid wheeled around and spit
on her.
She replied: "I'll remember you! If I ever see you
again, I'll crack your F***ing head wide open like
an egg!"
This event prompted me to get my Mother a cell
phone for 911 purposes. I want her to call the
cops before she kills someone in self-defence!
What a grand old dame she is!
She mused that "I betcha that kid thinks twice
before he messes with a gray-haired old lady
again!"
Your mother doesnt need a cell phone. Get her one of those canes with a sword in it. She will know what to dop.