[Myrddin]

The worst thing is accidentally rubbing your eye when you have hot sauce on your fingers. A friend of mine did that at a restaurant years ago, and spent 20 minutes in the bathroom flushing his eye with water.

Getting habanero pepper juice on your fingers prior to a trip to men's room can be serious mistake. A peppered willy is something you don't easily forget.

[aviator]

A friend of mine didn't wash his hands after cutting jalapenos. Later that night, he touched his wife in a very intimate place. It launched her right out of bed and into the cooling water of the bathtub.