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Maureen Dowd: What Rough Beasts?
New York Times ^ | 5/7/05 | Maureen Dowd

Posted on 05/07/2005 3:05:47 PM PDT by wagglebee

I love chimeras.

I've seen just about every werewolf, Dracula and mermaid movie ever made, I have a Medusa magnet on my refrigerator, and the Sphinx of Greek mythology is a role model for her lethal brand of mystery.

So when chimeras reared up in science news, I grabbed my disintegrating copy of Edith Hamilton's "Mythology" to refresh my memory on the Chimera, the she-monster with a lion's head, a goat's body and a serpent's tail: "A fearful creature, great and swift of foot and strong/Whose breath was flame unquenchable."

Bellerophon, "a bold and beautiful young man" on flying Pegasus, shot arrows down at the flaming monster and killed her.

Chimeras with "generally sinister powers," as Nicholas Wade wrote in The Times, seemed to be a lesson in "the pre-Darwinian notion that species are fixed and penalties are severe" for crossing boundaries.

Chimeras got attention again in the mid-80's, Sharon Begley of The Wall Street Journal noted, when embryonic goat cells were merged with embryonic sheep cells to produce a "geep," when a human-mouse chimera was born and when "scientists took brain-to-be tissue from quail embryos and transplanted it into chicken embryos. Once hatched, the chicks made sounds like baby quails."

The U.S. Patent Office balked at an attempt last year to patent a "humanzee," a human-chimp chimera. But as the Stanford University bioethicist Henry Greely told Ms. Begley: "The centaur has left the barn."

Knowing that mixing up species in a Circean blender conjures up nightmarish images, the National Academy of Sciences addressed the matter last month - stepping into the stem-cell vacuum left by the government and issuing research guidelines.

While research on chimeras may be valuable, the guidelines, in a fit of "Island of Dr. Moreau" queasiness, suggested bans on inserting human embryonic stem cells into an early human embryo, apes or monkeys.

The idea is to avoid animals with human sex cells or brain cells, Mr. Wade wrote. "There is a remote possibility that an animal with eggs made of human cells could mate with an animal bearing human sperm. To avoid human conception in such circumstances, the academy says chimeric animals should not be allowed to mate," he explained. Human cells in an animal brain could also be a problem. As Janet Rowley, a University of Chicago biologist, told a White House ethics panel: "All of us are aware of the concern that we're going to have a human brain in a mouse with a person saying, 'Let me out.' "

Mary Shelley was right. Playing Creator is tricky - even if you chase down your accidents with torches.

President Bush's experiments in Afghanistan and Iraq created his own chimeras, by injecting feudal and tribal societies with the cells of democracy, and blending warring factions and sects. Some of the forces unleashed are promising; others are frightening.

In a chilling classified report to Congress last week, Gen. Richard Myers, chairman of the Joint Chiefs, conceded that Iraq and Afghanistan operations had restricted the Pentagon's ability to handle other conflicts.

That's an ominous admission in light of North Korea's rush toward nukes, which was spurred on by the Iraq invasion and North Korea's conviction that, in bargaining with Mr. Bush, real weapons trump imaginary - or chimerical - ones.

The U.S. invasion also spawned a torture scandal, and its own chimeric (alas, not chimerical) blend of former enemies - the Baathists and foreign jihadists - with access to Iraqi weapons caches.

The Republican Party is now a chimera, too, a mutant of old guard Republicans, who want government kept out of our lives, and evangelical Christians, who want government to legislate religion into our lives.

But exploiting God for political ends has set off powerful, scary forces in America: a retreat on teaching evolution, most recently in Kansas; fights over sex education, even in the blue states and blue suburbs of Maryland; a demonizing of gays; and a fear of stem cell research, which could lead to more of a "culture of life" than keeping one vegetative woman hooked up to a feeding tube.

Even as scientists issue rules on chimeras in labs, a spine-tingling he-monster with the power to drag us back into the pre-Darwinian dark ages is slouching around Washington. It's a fire-breathing creature with the head of W., the body of Bill Frist and the serpent tail of Tom DeLay.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: beasts; bush; chimeras; delay; dowd; dowdy; frist; modo; zetajones
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I've seen just about every werewolf, Dracula and mermaid movie ever made, I have a Medusa magnet on my refrigerator, and the Sphinx of Greek mythology is a role model for her lethal brand of mystery.

And when that's not enough she just looks in the mirror!

1 posted on 05/07/2005 3:05:48 PM PDT by wagglebee
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2 posted on 05/07/2005 3:07:40 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: wagglebee
FReeper Rule 1902.1(a)(r):


3 posted on 05/07/2005 3:08:03 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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To: freedumb2003

Look at #2!!


4 posted on 05/07/2005 3:08:40 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: wagglebee

next time post those pictures and forget the Dowd column


5 posted on 05/07/2005 3:08:43 PM PDT by woofie (I am so not kidding.)
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To: woofie
How's this?


6 posted on 05/07/2005 3:10:34 PM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: wagglebee

"...I have a Medusa magnet on my refrigerator..."

Don't ya just love those novelty items which use your own photo?


7 posted on 05/07/2005 3:11:07 PM PDT by Socratic (Ignorant and free? It's not to be. - T. Jefferson (paraphrase))
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To: wagglebee

Yep -- good to see folk are on the job! :)


8 posted on 05/07/2005 3:12:44 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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9 posted on 05/07/2005 3:13:26 PM PDT by West Coast Conservative
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To: wagglebee
"Hey, Mo...would you wash my back?"

10 posted on 05/07/2005 3:14:27 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (I don't drink and FReep...it just looks that way)
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To: West Coast Conservative

Very cool, but Xenalyte is prettier.


11 posted on 05/07/2005 3:15:40 PM PDT by LibKill (Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.)
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To: Eaker; Flyer
Chimeras got attention again in the mid-80's, Sharon Begley of The Wall Street Journal noted, when embryonic goat cells were merged with embryonic sheep cells to produce a "geep," when a human-mouse chimera was born and when "scientists took brain-to-be tissue from quail embryos and transplanted it into chicken embryos. Once hatched, the chicks made sounds like baby quails."

1962, Canada, Quantam Labs, LLC.

12 posted on 05/07/2005 3:16:18 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: wagglebee

What an appropriate subject for the Queen of the Harpies to be discussing.


13 posted on 05/07/2005 3:17:20 PM PDT by MisterRepublican
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To: LibKill; Xenalyte
Xenalyte is prettier.

Yes she is!

14 posted on 05/07/2005 3:20:13 PM PDT by humblegunner
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To: wagglebee

can you ask her to drop that fur thing? Im in PETA


15 posted on 05/07/2005 3:21:02 PM PDT by woofie (I am so not kidding.)
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To: wagglebee
I just love it when the Catherine Zeta-Jones pics Maureen Dowd articles are posted.

Nam Vet

16 posted on 05/07/2005 3:22:23 PM PDT by Nam Vet (MSM reporters think the MOIST dream they had the night before is a "reliable source".)
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To: wagglebee
If the pics below are of Mo, she is Black Irish and beyond the pale. The average Irishman is like a rock before the tide. The black Irish are a foreign race and unconvertible. My old ma is an example.
17 posted on 05/07/2005 3:23:30 PM PDT by Little Bill (A 37%'r, a Red Spot on a Blue State)
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To: wagglebee

The best lack all conviction
While the worst are full of passionate intensity.

Hmmm. Sounds a bit like the Senate.


18 posted on 05/07/2005 3:24:33 PM PDT by Cyclopean Squid (History remembers only what was, not what might have been.)
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To: Little Bill
The pics are of Catherine Zeta-Jones(Welsh). Michael Douglas kicked Dowdy to the curb for her.
19 posted on 05/07/2005 3:26:08 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("Get in the ring!")
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To: Little Bill

Welcome to Free Republic
; )


20 posted on 05/07/2005 3:27:22 PM PDT by SmithL (Proud Submariner)
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