[FreePaul]

I enjoyed the early news reports on this capture. First reports had him denying that he was an al Qaeda member. Later reports were that "after a few hours in custody" he confessed his position. I wonder if they put panties on his head or a dog collar around his neck.

[Zeppelin]

***I enjoyed the early news reports on this capture. First reports had him denying that he was an al Qaeda member. Later reports were that "after a few hours in custody" he confessed his position. I wonder if they put panties on his head or a dog collar around his neck.***

I heard that they finally broke him by showing him nude photographs of Janet Reno...

[expatpat]

Perhaps they went nuclear, all the way, and put TWO pairs on his head.

[grey_whiskers]

Later reports were that "after a few hours in custody" he confessed his position. I wonder if they put panties on his head or a dog collar around his neck.

I've said it before, I'll say it again, we should tell give all Al Quaeda detainees this choice:

Remember Abu Gharib?

If you're good, you'll get a pair of (say) Gwyneth Paltrow's underwear on your head.

If you're bad, it's Oprah Winfrey's.

If you betray us...JANET RENO!

Cheers!