best headline I've read in a while, hold muh beer
1 posted on
05/06/2005 3:33:24 PM PDT by
Rakkasan1
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To: Rakkasan1
The quintessential "Hold muh beer and watch this!" story.
2 posted on
05/06/2005 3:34:37 PM PDT by
wimpycat
(Hyperbole is the opium of the activist wacko.)
To: Rakkasan1
Ouch! THAT's gonna leave a mark.
3 posted on
05/06/2005 3:35:20 PM PDT by
clee1
(We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
To: Rakkasan1
Definitely a "Y'all watch this..." moment.
4 posted on
05/06/2005 3:36:20 PM PDT by
Keith in Iowa
(Life's a beach - and Liberals are like the sand that gets in your swimsuit...)
To: Rakkasan1
I wonder if he has (or had) a mullet.
5 posted on
05/06/2005 3:36:48 PM PDT by
SIDENET
(Yankee Air Pirate)
To: Rakkasan1
Drinking Binge Preceeds House Explosion Don't the morons at NBC News know how to use spellcheck?
6 posted on
05/06/2005 3:36:57 PM PDT by
Alouette
(The truth is not hard to kill, but a lie told well is immortal. -- Mark Twain)
To: Rakkasan1
Beer - helping white people blow up since 1837.
8 posted on
05/06/2005 3:39:24 PM PDT by
MississippyMuddy
(No peace, without FREEDOM!!)
To: Rakkasan1; MeekOneGOP
you know, if we could find a picture of the house before and after, it would be a great ZOT pic probably...
To: Rakkasan1
I don't even think about this type of behavior until after a 12-pack. Boy can't hold his beer.
11 posted on
05/06/2005 3:44:22 PM PDT by
zencat
(The universe is not what it appears, nor is it something else.)
To: Rakkasan1
Boys and things that go boom.
To: mhking
14 posted on
05/06/2005 3:49:20 PM PDT by
dighton
To: Rakkasan1
Wow, after only ten beers. I always needed at least 18 before I blew anything up.
16 posted on
05/06/2005 3:49:48 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!)
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To: Rakkasan1
Well he had to heat his house somehow!
"Officials ruled out natural gas as the cause of the fire after discovering that service had been shut off to the home."
19 posted on
05/06/2005 3:52:39 PM PDT by
Bigh4u2
(Denial is the first requirement to be a liberal)
To: Rakkasan1
He lit a fuse and thought he could put it out. On a 10-inch-diameter mortar. A three-second fuze. Inside.
OK, well, that's one more check-box off my list of stuff that sounded like a good idea at the time...
To: Rakkasan1
Was this on Cinco de Mayo? Maybe it was a conbination of ten beers, and a high consumption of frejoles.
To: Rakkasan1
Darwin alert! Natural selection in action!
Will this man breed a new generation???
28 posted on
05/06/2005 4:01:45 PM PDT by
Knute
(W- Still the President!)
To: Rakkasan1
...reminds me of a party I went to about 10 years ago. A friend of mine lit off one of these about the size of a volly ball. He got about 4 steps away and it went off.
He's about 6 foot 3 and weighs almost 300 pounds. The blast picked him up and tossed him about 15 feet from where he left the ground.
Compount fractures in his hand... perforated eardrums, and the whole left side of him was peppered with what looked like bird shot.
Moral of story:
If it has an "electronic wick" do not light it off with a bic lighter. These wicks burn about a foot in less than one second.
29 posted on
05/06/2005 4:03:10 PM PDT by
taxed2death
(A few billion here, a few trillion there...we're all friends right?)
To: Rakkasan1; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Old Sarge; SandyInSeattle; ...
Police said Steven Glenn lit a 10-inch diameter commercial-grade fireworkFunny, I always thought artillery was an outdoor sport.
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30 posted on
05/06/2005 4:03:58 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("You would have to double your IQ to be stupid. " --zip)
To: Rakkasan1
This is a good place not to flick your Bic.
31 posted on
05/06/2005 4:07:02 PM PDT by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: Rakkasan1
"Just a really stupid thing to do ... fireworks in the home. Everyone makes their own choices and that was not a good choice," Majewski said.Gee, this guy Majewski could be another Dr. Phil!
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