[Red Badger]

A tourist from Mumbai, India was traveling through Arizona when he decided to stop at a local tourist trap and get some grub and gas. While there, an American Indian stopped on his way to a native celebration, dressed in full tribal regalia. The tourist immediately started snapping his camera until the American got a little agitated.

"What are you doing?" the native asked, a little peeved. The American began snapping his camera at the tourisat in the same manner and replied, "Neither have I!"........

[Red Badger]

I don't know what happened to the rest of the joke. It disappeared into cyberspace......here it is again...

"What are you doing?" the native asked, a little peeved.

"I've never seen a real Indian before!" said the Mumbai native with an obvious accent.

The American began snapping his camera at the tourisat in the same manner and replied, "Neither have I!"........