Mosquitos are Houston's number 1 crop.
Totally tongue-in-cheek. But I probably shouldn't be joking anymore on this thread, too much sensitivity from a myriad of issues boiling over on a rivalry thread that normally would be just humorous ribbing, but perhaps right now isn't the best time to be poking everyone with sticks.
Like I said.. where did you go to college? Or did you even go? How old are you anyway? Is school out for the day?