[governsleastgovernsbest]

Actually, as Teresa explained to me over a plate of gin-soaked raisins, I actually won, but for the squadrons of Karl Rove-commanded black helicopters that swooped over the country on election night changing the results in the electronic voting machines manufactured by Bush's friend.

[colorado tanker]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Kerry really won. Rove injected Republican nanites into the computer voting machines and they turned Kerry votes into Bush votes.

[colorado tanker]

Oh yeah, I forgot. Kerry really won. Rove injected Republican nanites into the computer voting machines and they turned Kerry votes into Bush votes.