Posted on 05/04/2005 8:06:40 PM PDT by Soaring Feather
Can't we just throw money at the problem? Certain other people often offer this solution.
BTTT!!!!!!
Thank You, Tonkin for posting this all important link.
I sent an email supporting our troops.
In fact, you posted this yesterday!
I saw.
The little girl was fatally wounded.
That soldier's wife recognised him from the image.
There was a thread about it earlier.
No, may start an electrical fire in some cases.
Yes, I saw your post on the other thread. I just didn't know how many other Canteeners had seen it.
Okers.
Damnit ~ dropped a 't'. ;);)
It's more fun posting when the 't' is dropped.
FELIZ EL CINCO DE MAYO!!!
5-5-5
It's a a great day to play being a Taurus!!
In a daring intellectual coup, you will translate a collection of Zen koans from Chinese directly into Jive, in an attempt to combine the best elements of philosophical thought and emotion. You will title the collection "Yo Mama By The River."
Someone will ask you how you are, today, for the millionth time, and you know they actually couldn't care less. I've found that the best reply in this case is usually "Did you know that there's a spider on your neck?"
Most people are aware that it's supposed to be good luck to toss a pinch of salt over your left shoulder. Today you will discover that it's even better luck to toss a carton of yogurt over your right shoulder.
It will occur to you to wonder, what if Jesus had actually said "The geek shall inherit the earth", but was just misquoted? Then you'll think of Bill Gates. Then you'll start to worry.
Everyone you see will be "power walking" today. Ignore them -- they're just trying to get on your nerves.
Good day to learn to play the tuba.
You've been complaining too much, lately. You might find more to enjoy in your life by watching a documentary about a lot of people starving to death in miserable third-world slums. I know that always cheers me right up!
Today will be mostly OK, except that you'll learn to pay more attention in the future to the phrase "Careful, filling is hot!."
Someone will tell you today "Boy, what a girl goes through to send her brother through proctology school." Despite being forwarned, you won't have anything to say.
A relative will be seriously injured today, when a man dressed as a huge shrimp abandons his post at the opening of a seafood restaurant, steals an experimental hovercraft, and crashes it into your relative's motor vehicle. The worst part is, the insurance company will refuse to pay a cent.
Everyone you work with will start spending a lot of time balancing things on their nose. This could be bad. You may have a renegade seal trainer lurking in your midst!
At the same moment you read this, someone will be thinking about you and smiling. In a moment, they'll be laughing outright. |
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Most people are aware that it's supposed to be good luck to toss a pinch of salt over your left shoulder. Today you will discover that it's even better luck to toss a carton of yogurt over your right shoulder.
Gaaaah!
Someone jsut tossed salt in my eye!
And now I've been hit with yogurt!
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
It will occur to you to wonder, what if Jesus had
actually said "The geek shall inherit the earth", but
was just misquoted? Then you'll think of Bill Gates.
Then you'll start to worry.
Bill Gates is the Antichrist!!! *runs around flailing
arms like mad chicken*
I just want to be sure you're alright!!!
:):):)
I am not Bill Gates.
I dunno, I can't see them anymore.
*eyes stinging.. must get eyedrops!*
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