Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Most people are aware that it's supposed to be good luck to toss a pinch of salt over your left shoulder. Today you will discover that it's even better luck to toss a carton of yogurt over your right shoulder.
Gaaaah!
Someone jsut tossed salt in my eye!
And now I've been hit with yogurt!
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
It will occur to you to wonder, what if Jesus had
actually said "The geek shall inherit the earth", but
was just misquoted? Then you'll think of Bill Gates.
Then you'll start to worry.
Bill Gates is the Antichrist!!! *runs around flailing
arms like mad chicken*
I just want to be sure you're alright!!!