Yo, Mike, there's this crazy building downtown, it's got lots of bricks, armed guards, nicely dressed employees, free coffee. Called a BANK. Might want to look into it.
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Free coffee? My bank doesn't give me any free coffee. *Pout*
I can't even imagine what kind of freebies Mike Ditka would get if he strolled into a bank in downtown Chicago. The mind reels. He'd get all kinds of stuff for showing up, not to mention if he deposited $30K.
What a moran.