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Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin
Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY

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To: baseballmom

"He watched it with me and we NEVER considered the horse joke in that context."

Never. But of course that was because you understood the joke! Amazing, isn't it?


161 posted on 05/04/2005 7:26:35 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: bonfire

I once made my daughter watch "Leave It To Beaver".

She had annoyed me over a long break whining about being "bored".

So we watched it, with me telling her: "This is what I used to watch".

She patted me on the head and said: "I'm sorry for you, Ma!"


162 posted on 05/04/2005 7:26:39 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: OESY
And let's face it: If Teresa ("I'm cheeky!") Heinz Kerry had delivered Mrs. Bush's First Lady Gone Mildly Wild routine,

Teresa couldn't have delivered it that's the point. I only caught glimpses of it but there are some blessed with the talent of timing and have the ability to touch the line without crossing it & it looks like Laura Bush is one of them.

163 posted on 05/04/2005 7:27:07 AM PDT by Tribune7
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To: rintense
I didn't once think of horse masturbation. Seems to me, that the person who DID think of that is the one who has deep issues.

It's not even at that level - however, because of the way Laura told the joke - first saying George tried to milk a horse ... and then adding it was a male horse, she took it to where there was a dual inferrence. Because of the way the joke was written, I think the joke writer meant the dual inferrence to be there. Your opinion may vary - but others can have the opposite opinion and it is not their fault, but the joke writer's.

164 posted on 05/04/2005 7:27:38 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: cyborg

If you're about, come on over here.

Interesting discussion.

I want to know what YOU think!

:-)


165 posted on 05/04/2005 7:28:40 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tiamat

Funny! I've tried to get my kids to watch "The Dick VanDyke" show, but they run out of the house!


166 posted on 05/04/2005 7:28:53 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: bonfire
I don't have any problem with someone who didn't think the jokes were funny. I DO have a problem with twisting something innocent into something perverted.

This is really an interesting tactic. So now those of us who thought the joke was inappropriate are perverts? This is the problem I have with this thread (and the one yesterday). We cannot disagree without name calling. Why do you feel the need to do this?
susie
167 posted on 05/04/2005 7:28:53 AM PDT by brytlea (Yes, there are Republican teachers...)
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To: dirtboy

Wow, excellent post. I wish I had said that.
susie


168 posted on 05/04/2005 7:29:43 AM PDT by brytlea (Yes, there are Republican teachers...)
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To: brytlea

Because you twisted an innocent joke into something perverted.


169 posted on 05/04/2005 7:30:32 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: OESY

I fully agree!


170 posted on 05/04/2005 7:30:36 AM PDT by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: bonfire

Exactly. They are holier than thou and must have pure, unstained lives to this point. :)


171 posted on 05/04/2005 7:31:18 AM PDT by cubreporter ( hav)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

LOL!!
A lot of words in a feeble attempt to cover your tracks.

My employed logic annihilated your post, and you threw a tantrum to cover it up. Then you threw another tantrum to cover up your first tantrum.

Nice try.

Sorry I so thoroughly kicked your ass so early in the morning.

Friends?


172 posted on 05/04/2005 7:31:23 AM PDT by Skooz (Jesus Christ Set Me Free of Drug Addiction in 1985. Thank You, Lord.)
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To: tiamat
Heh... My daughter was in the medieval faire this year as one of the pieces on the living chess board.

Her big set piece was a brawl with a guy, in which she got thrown into a plaster wall a few times, came back, picked the guy up and bodyslammed him.

My wife, who was and still is a tomboy (did you know pantyhose can be used as a temporary, emergency fanbelt?), still had the "Oh, no! That's my daughter getting tossed around" reaction. I'm more off a chess geek, who writes poetry, but I still had the "Cool! My daughter just picked up and slammed down a guy who has to weigh at least 170 lbs."

173 posted on 05/04/2005 7:31:35 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: Skooz
So, anyone who does not worship at the altar of South Park and potty humor has no sense of humor? No one laughed before 1997?

EXACTLY. South park is only one of many forms of humor. You can have humor without vulgarity. I started college when south park hit it big, and you weren't "in" if you didnt watch. So I watched, just to see what the fuss was all about. It was mildly entertaining, and I decided that if watching it was a requirement for being "hip" I would just rather not be hip.

174 posted on 05/04/2005 7:31:40 AM PDT by timtoews5292004
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To: sdpatriot

The problem on some of those threads was that Laura Bush was called a whore, trailer park trash, etc.....

No, we don't have to agree on all things, but to call Laura Bush these names is totally over the top, and they deserved to be called on it.


175 posted on 05/04/2005 7:31:41 AM PDT by baseballmom
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To: dirtboy

Oh puleeezzzzze....this is melodramatic to say the least.


176 posted on 05/04/2005 7:32:20 AM PDT by cubreporter ( hav)
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To: bonfire

I've been very careful about what she does see.

I glowed with pride this last Fall... she came in from playing and asked me:

" Mom? What's "Gilligan's Island?" "

I have managed to save her from THAT scourge so far!


177 posted on 05/04/2005 7:32:35 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: cubreporter
Oh puleeezzzzze....this is melodramatic to say the least.

Really? Do you think the direction that popular culture has taken is a positive one?

178 posted on 05/04/2005 7:33:28 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: brytlea
So now those of us who thought the joke was inappropriate are perverts?

No, but the people who describe in graphic detail what ~they~ think the jokes meant... They're suspect.

179 posted on 05/04/2005 7:34:04 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (This horse has been milked to death.)
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To: tiamat

LOL! We weren't allowed to watch "Lassie" because Timmy always disobeyed his parents!!

And I agree about Gilligan's Island. Even as kids we thought it was stupid.


180 posted on 05/04/2005 7:35:15 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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