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Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin
Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY

I'll get to First Lady Laura Bush's bawdy stand-up routine in a minute. But I want to highlight a related new book out about how young conservatives are shaking up the dominant liberal media culture. It's called "South Park Conservatives." My name is listed on the cover along with many other (mostly) right-leaning pundits, websites, and bloggers, but I must confess to having mixed feelings about the honor.

The best-selling book's author, Brian C. Anderson of the Manhattan Institute, writes a fun, breezy survey documenting the rise of talk radio, FOX News, the Internet, conservative publishing, and college Republican activism. Anderson's chapter on the success of conservative talk radio and the abysmal failure of liberal Air America to replicate it is incisive. Another chapter on the blogosphere (alone worth the price of the book) gives readers a useful history of the explosion of news, opinion, and political websites that have smashed the left-wing media monopoly.

But how did such a wide-ranging list of individuals and organizations -- Anderson's book cover includes the names of conservative-leaning Internet pioneer Matt Drudge and center-left journalist Mickey Kaus, the libertarian Tech Central Station, the culturally conservative WorldNetDaily, political upstart Arnold Schwarzenegger and political chameleon Andrew Sullivan, plus Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, and myself, along with a feature blurb from Jonah Goldberg -- all get lumped under the umbrella term "South Park Conservatives"?

Anderson argues that Comedy Central's cartoon series "South Park" embodies the "fiercely anti-liberal comedic spirit" of the "new media" from Kaus to Coulter. The cartoon, he writes, reflects a "post-liberal counterculture" that is "particularly appealing to the young, however much it might offend older conservatives."

Well, I'm 34 and no fan of "South Park." I have many good friends who are indeed huge boosters of the show, but I find that the characters' foul language overwhelms any entertainment I might otherwise derive from the show's occasional, right-leaning iconoclastic themes.

"South Park" may be "politically incorrect." But "politically incorrect" is not always a synonym for "conservative."

My discomfort with "South Park's" increasingly mainstream vulgarity is not a matter of nitpicking. We're not just talking about a stray curse word here or there. As liberal New York Times columnist Frank Rich points out, "South Park" "holds the record for the largest number of bleeped-out repetitions (162) of a single four-letter expletive in a single television half-hour." That's probably about the same number of profanities uttered at John Kerry's infamous New York City celebrity fundraiser last summer, which Republicans rightly condemned for its excessive obscenities.

Rich is wrong about most things, but he's painfully on target in noting the incongruous pandering now taking place by some in the cool-kids clique on the Right. Conservatives criticize Hollywood relentlessly, but as Rich notes, "the embarrassing reality is that they want to be hip, too."

Which brings me to Mrs. Bush. She demonstrated at the celebrity-studded White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend that you can entertain without being profane. Most of her humor was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But her off-color stripper and horse jokes crossed the line. Can you blame Howard Stern for feeling peeved and perplexed? And let's face it: If Teresa ("I'm cheeky!") Heinz Kerry had delivered Mrs. Bush's First Lady Gone Mildly Wild routine, social conservative pundits would be up in arms over her bad taste and lack of dignity.

The First Lady resorting to horse masturbation jokes is not much better than Whoopi Goldberg trafficking in dumb puns on the Bush family name. It was wholly unnecessary.

Self-censorship is a conservative value. In a brilliant commencement speech at Hillsdale College last year, Heritage Foundation president Ed Feulner called on his audience to resist the coarsened rhetoric of our time: "If we are to prevail as a free, self-governing people, we must first govern our tongues and our pens. Restoring civility to public discourse is not an option. It is a necessity."

Lighten up, you say? No thanks. I'd rather be a G-rated conservative who can only make my kids giggle than a "South Park"/"Desperate Housewives" conservative whose goal is getting Richard Gere and Jane Fonda to snicker. Giving the Hollyweird Left the last laugh is not my idea of success.


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To: tiamat

LOL.


701 posted on 05/04/2005 11:30:36 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: dirtboy

Calm down now or I'll just tune you out.

Recall that I first asked you what you meant by the presidential pulpit. I brought up Nancy Reagan's skit because it happened over 20 years ago and did poke fun at the President and her husband at a place where you would define as a presidential pulpit.


702 posted on 05/04/2005 11:31:17 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: azGOPgal

You made complete sense -- and you are wise beyond your years.

These last few months, starting, at least for me, with the Kidd Rock threads, have been a real eye opener to a majority of us.

I think you'll find that a lot of people are moving to the middle (and will be villified for it), but that is truly where the strength of this country lies -- and where the difference will be made.

Keep up the great work. You can keep teaching us new things, but, FGS, PLEASE get them to lighten up on the Boomers.....LOL.


703 posted on 05/04/2005 11:31:57 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: farmer18th
Only a whore would talk this way in public.

If I called your mother one, would that offend you?

I'm sure she has done something in her life to justify my saying it unless she is Mother Teresa.

Would you say it to her face?

Or in front of George?

By the way, Laura is a mother too and you owe her an apology.
704 posted on 05/04/2005 11:32:11 AM PDT by TheForceOfOne (Laura is wonderful so get off her back pinheads!)
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To: Constitution Day

Haven't you heard? It's not 666 anymore; it's 616!


705 posted on 05/04/2005 11:32:41 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Celtjew Libertarian

I personally am not a big fan of all the piercings and tattoos. But I appreciate other people's ability to express themselves through the body art. For some people it works, but others it doesn't.

It's amazing to see how many tattoos some people have at the Harley run in Laughlin NV. And you've got a great mix of people, from the young to the old.


706 posted on 05/04/2005 11:33:21 AM PDT by azGOPgal (If you want the automobile to move, you gotta get in the front seat. -- Gen. Tommy Franks)
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To: Howlin

Huh?


707 posted on 05/04/2005 11:33:24 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: tomkat
Tomkat: Nothing qualified at all about my apology. I was wrong. Whether the First lady admits her mistake or not is immaterial to my apology. The fact is she did make a mistake, and it has inspired a lot of over-heated rhetoric because it was such a gross error in judgement. By the way, you're pathetic in the extreme, like many others at Freeperland. You can't discuss the issue. You insist on demonizing anyone who doesn't agree with you.

Here's the issue here: Should a republican, conservative first lady whose husband was elected by "the values vote" be telling strip-joint jokes and legitimizing trash TV? Can that position seriously be defended? Go ahead and try.
708 posted on 05/04/2005 11:33:37 AM PDT by farmer18th ("The fool says in his heart there is no God.")
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To: dirtboy
You sound like the Clintonistas, getting after Ken Starr for going after what Clinton did in the Oval Office, when Clinton made the investigation about Clinton's sex life.

If I'm a clintonista, is this little event your monica? Are you playing the role of Ken Starr? This is getting more humorous by the moment. I am laughing but also a little sorry that it has you so upset.

709 posted on 05/04/2005 11:33:43 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: farmer18th

Is that suppose to be an answer to my question to you?

If so, you failed miserably.


710 posted on 05/04/2005 11:34:11 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: MamaB

Probably so. It is beyond me.


711 posted on 05/04/2005 11:34:55 AM PDT by sd-joe
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To: TASMANIANRED
At least nine who survived to adulthood.

There's a story that, after the birth of one of the later ones, Queen Victoria's doctor told her that she shouldn't have anymore, at risk of her health.

"You mean I can't have any more fun in bed?" the queen replied.
712 posted on 05/04/2005 11:35:03 AM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: Howlin
"Nobody on the other side said anything NEAR what he said; the words "penis," "Jerking off," "masturbation," "white trash," and "whore" were ALL being posted by those claiming to be so damn offended."

Sure, why not. No one 'round here would ever insult or berate other FReepers for simply voicing an opinion that some comments crossed the line into crass.
713 posted on 05/04/2005 11:35:12 AM PDT by Texas_Jarhead (To hell with Mexico, its policies, and its leaders)
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To: new cruelty
If I'm a clintonista, is this little event your monica?

Ah, so once again, it's our fault for the subject of this thread - not the person who told the risque jokes.

Adding you to my list of freepers who arent' worth bothering with any longer. This experience has been quite an eye-opener.

714 posted on 05/04/2005 11:35:24 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: new cruelty
I brought up Nancy Reagan's skit because it happened over 20 years ago and did poke fun at the President and her husband at a place where you would define as a presidential pulpit.

And, once again, Nancy did not tell off-color jokes - which means her performance was not a yardstick to gauge whether Laura's jokes would have been deemed acceptable from a presidential pulpit in 1982.

715 posted on 05/04/2005 11:36:29 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: Constitution Day

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/this_britain/story.jsp?story=634679

Revelation! 666 is not the number of the beast (it's a devilish 616)


716 posted on 05/04/2005 11:36:34 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: azGOPgal

Yes!


717 posted on 05/04/2005 11:36:37 AM PDT by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: dirtboy

I am honored to be placed on your list.


718 posted on 05/04/2005 11:37:04 AM PDT by new cruelty
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To: Texas_Jarhead; Peach

"All we need now is for Peach to come around and denounce the "Taliban" wing of conservatives and the duplication will be complete."


Summoning Peach...


719 posted on 05/04/2005 11:37:42 AM PDT by Blzbba (Let them hate us as long as they fear us - Caligula)
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
I had great respect for the First lady before this incident. Her actions have diminished that respect.

Mrs. Bush is going to be crushed!!
720 posted on 05/04/2005 11:38:54 AM PDT by rockrr (Revote or Revolt! It's up to you Washington!)
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