"Hmmmmmmm. No sir, I don't like it."
Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY
Woah!
Your girl rocks!
I play a lot of chess. Can't get the Kid interested.
And NO, I did NOT know that panty-hose can be used in that manner.
Thank you!
(Knowledge is power)
I guess your mind is where your mind is.
Thousands of people have heard this joke without jumping to the masturbation association. And it is funny when it is taken as it was meant to be taken.
It is an old "dumb city slicker" joke. It has been around forever.
I do think that self respecting country people would tell this joke at Rotary or other meetings.
I have to say this. The idea that The First Lady told a "horse masturbation joke" came out of Michelle's own mind and others. If you were to attempt to milk a horse, I would expect that you would scan the horse, searching for udders and finding none you would conclude that something was amiss in Texas. Laura Bush never said or even implied that President Bush went any farther than that.
Sadly, I had a sister who loved "Gilligan".
I feel bad for you about "Lassie", though.
Your comments are spot on. Some people seem like they just have to color things in a way to make them nasty.
Actually, I jumped to the masturbation association and thought that made it funnier....
John Wayne made a joke with the punch line "Maam, you ain't gonna get milk out of that kind of goat" in a g rated movie in the 60's or 70's.
Uh, when someone is viciously attacked because of what they thought the joke meant, it tends to set up a situation where the possible meanings of the joke are covered in graphic detail.
I'm sorry, but because of the manner in which the joke was timed and written, the writer, IMO, clearly meant for there to be a double inferrence. Your opinion may vary - but quit blaming those who say there is a double inferrence - they are not the ones who wrote or presented the joke.
i agree. way over the top. but to be honest .. i saw it from both sides. maybe you didn't, but i did.
i was on a heated post a week or so ago.. and someone who was agreeing with me resorted to name calling with another poster... i asked him to not do that- openly.. to take a breath, but i asked politely.... and he did.. even apologizing to the other poster. we could all be a little more polite. ALL of us.
I agree.
That joke gets told all of the time at 4-H events.
Most 4-H people are some sort of Christian, tend to be moral, come from intact families.
But the clubs are kind of rugged by nature and so is some of the humor.
(You have not lived until you have been to a "Gelding Party"! )
If you'll FReepmail me privately with a list of all the ones above and beyond your reading level, I'll gladly define them for you.
My employed logic annihilated your post, and you threw a tantrum to cover it up. Then you threw another tantrum to cover up your first tantrum.
You have a marvelously rich and inventive inner fantasy life. Comes in handy on many an evening, doubtless.
Sorry I so thoroughly kicked your ass so early in the morning.
Oh, please. I've experienced greater terror, online, scrolling through the postings on knittingtipsforgrandmothers.com .
Friends?
ALL fellow FReepers are my friends. Even clueless and hopelessly overmatched ones, such as yourself. :)
"Hmmmmmmm. No sir, I don't like it."
And the point is, if the woman is reaching under that kind of a goat, what would she be trying to milk? It doesn't mean she was deliberately trying to do that to the goat - but the double inferrence is there.
Look, folks can agree to disagree on this. But posters are getting viciously attacked for differing. And that's just wrong.
If the joke was the only one of its type, then maybe you'd have a point. But the writer also tossed in comments about Desperate Housewives and going to the Chippendales and dollar bills. So in that context, it is a reasonable assumption that the male horse joke was also meant by the writer to have a double inferrence with a risque interpretation.
Truth be told, I'm not sure I would recognize a fan belt. So I married a woman who brought her own tool kit.
Ummm....did General George S. Patton get Washington's memo? If he did, he certainly didn't seem to give a flying f*ck. Does that make Patton a bad leader???? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I even 'heard' the horse in that voice that he has on that show. :o)
Yep and in this case I think the dirty is in the mind of the beholder.
I just like tweaking the tersely hemorrhoidal.
Clever you!
:-)
No, you assumed I did.
susie
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