[Rebelbase]

"One of the most hillarious episodes of my life began in the produce section of my local grocery store."

I tried to pick a woman in the produce section once. I asked her if she could tell me how to prepare squash. She replied " stuff it".

[Clemenza]

"I find vegetables so sensuous, don't you?"

BTW: Yooper, I think I've heard your story before. It began as "Dear Penthouse forum..."