[yooper]

One of the most hillarious episodes of my life began in the produce section of my local grocery store.

I was leafing through the lettuce when I spotted and heard two men doing the same. I only had to listen for about 5 seconds before I realized that they were two flaming pooftah's.

I swung my cart around just in time to see one of the two guy's tee-shirts. In large letters was the legend, "No One Knows I'm Gay."

I laughed all the way home.

[Rebelbase]

"One of the most hillarious episodes of my life began in the produce section of my local grocery store."

I tried to pick a woman in the produce section once. I asked her if she could tell me how to prepare squash. She replied " stuff it".