"Arub *hic" Gharib *hic* ish a outrage *hic*! How dare *hic* they put panties on the heads of those *hic* innocent men! Lasht night, I wore panties on my head at a party *hic* but I can`t remember it *hic*!"
"Wheresh da booze *hic*"
Posted on 05/02/2005 9:21:29 PM PDT by bitt
'Liberals were more than willing to forgive and forget what they would consider war crimes when John Kerry was the alleged perpetrator. Kerry’s own words of his actions were considered youthful indiscretions. Now these same people have the audacity to criticize the motives of people whose job it is to make sure all the Kennedys are safe and secure.'
"Arub *hic" Gharib *hic* ish a outrage *hic*! How dare *hic* they put panties on the heads of those *hic* innocent men! Lasht night, I wore panties on my head at a party *hic* but I can`t remember it *hic*!"
"Wheresh da booze *hic*"
those pics are great. I have stashed them for my very own.
Ted Kennedy is about as mentally deranged as any Democrat has ever been. I'm amazed the dumb people of Massachusetts vote this stupid Ox into office, over, and over. Because an intelligent person would never vote for a jerk like him. So there can't be very much there! I'll probably be starting world war IV with some folks from Mass., but who cares.
Thanks for the ping!
MIDI - SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP (scroll to "From Oklahoma")
Mary Jo, come for a drive with me
With the wind in our hair we'll feel free
I have all the power of two hundred horses
We will have a fun time, you will see
Fords and Cads and Jags better scurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry
'Cause I'll really be in a hurry in my Oldsmobile
You are making my dingy quiver
I am hoping you will deliver
I know a nice place by a river where I'll cop a feel
It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather
Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile
I've a technique I haven't varied
Let us just pretend I'm not married
Let us just pretend I'm not married in this Oldsmobile
I know sometimes I am conniving
My friend just took my test for diving
But I swear that I'm fit for driving so it's no big deal
It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather
Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile
When we hit the road, if it's raining
There will be no need for complaining
My brakes I've always been maintaining in my Oldsmobile
It's well known that I hold my liquor
Most officials get drunk much quicker
There's a barf bag if I get sicker after that big meal
It's automatic and the engine sure purrs
It has air for summer weather
And if I am naked while I fool around
My butt sometimes sticks to the leather
Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chevas bottle
You'll see when I step on the throttle it will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile
The re-elect him no matter what every 6 years without fail. Even after Chappaquiddick they re-elected him. He has won every single time for the past 40 plus years.
I didn't mince words, when I stated the people of Mass. are low intelligent left-wing wackos. Ted should have been given jail time for the happenings with Mary Jo and Chappaquiddick. Moreover, Ted Kennedy is a national disgrace and embarrassment.
Ted Kennedy is the Scum of the Earth, imho.Rush Limbaugh has been talking about Scumbag bringing up the 1st anniversary of Abu GrabA$$ story breaking.
Rumor has it that more people have died in fat teddy's Oldsmobile than in Abu GrabA$$.
"George W. Bush’s Vietnam" ... quagmire ... "Saddam's torture chambers reopened under new management, U.S. management" ... Bush bad ... Democrats good ... blah, blah, blah ! ....
..."don’t forget his willingness to let a woman drown in his car so he could escape and get his story straight a few hours later"...
You left out "sober up" so that he could avoid a vehicular homicide charge.
It's nice of him to bring along his own traffic control device. At least he cares about others in that regard. Wouldn't want to cause snarls with the wide load he's carring.
Please interject "most" when stating "the people of MA" We have a lot here at FR who don't qualify to the comments in your post! I am one of them. (for now)
OK let me rephrase that. The problem is with those who do vote for him, I don't, but he has no one contesting him either, so even if he only got 5000 votes, he wins. Others leave it blank or write in.
No pun, but, being an ex Californian and having two clowns like Barbara Boxer and Diane Feinstein is almost comparable to Mass...I said almost! LOL...You must admit, your's are a bit more embarassing than mine. So don't think I don't understand. As bad as Kennedy is, he does try to bring business to his state, while on the flip-side, Boxer and Feinstein have driven defense contractors from California, yet our dopes still vote them in too!
Oh I see, you have those too. Well, good luck with that. At least it isn't Pelosi, she has more power! Someday! I am not from MA, but Ct, where I am from, is in contention these days too! I hope to move south in a few years. KY or TN, most likely, maybe even WV or VA.. Definitely south, but not too far south.
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