Doing fine waiting for the toaster order
Hmmm... my first toaster order: light blue?
I was just teasing before; however, I still ADAMANTLY maintain that while the First Lady was her usual charming self last evening she should NEVER have uttered at least two (possibly four) quips at such a function:
QUIP ONE:
"I mean if those women on that show think they're desparate, they ought to be with George!"
[The demeaning words, and the disdainful way in which she delivered them, made me both wince and groan . . . and when an audience comprised of secular hedonists reacted the same way (after hearing their reaction, Laura actually paused and looked at the President before continuing) one must KNOW that the comment had crossed the line from witty to mean!!]
QUIP TWO:
The 'milking the male horse' comment (I'm not even going to review the tape for the exact quote) . . . again, when an audience of secular hedonists groans one must know that she just took a joke one step too far!
[BTW: NO ONE will remember what the First Lady said at the end of her routine; they will only remember what she 'confirmed' during the body of her comments -- the President is boring, lazy, stupid, and fake (the ranch is just a PR backdrop 'don't you know') and his mother is even worse!
And, as predicted, all of the foreign newspapers ran with headlines juxtaposing "First Lady" with "Desparate Housewife" . . . Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?!]