[motzman]

Have you seen this man?



Asks for the cash value of a prize set of football tickets to report on his income tax

Has a 230-channel satellite dish, with every channel locked out

Prays for "the middle men who jacked up the price"

Considers insurance a form of gambling

Thinks dice are wicked

Thinks Laura Bush's performance at the Correspondant's Dinner was "Degrading"

[mrs. a]

Okley-dokley-do!

[yooper]

"Have you seen this man?"

Outstanding! I hope that you realize that those on this thread you intended to lampoon probably never heard of Ned Flanders and have no clue as to your post.

Anyways, I appreciated it!

[Gabz]

My stomach hurts from laughing!!!!!!!!!!!