Shhheesh. Better not tell this couple what is in all the bread we eat...
insects, dirt, rocks, mice parts... etc
When I was a kid there were some stickers that came in a Mad Magazine. One of them, which was designed to be placed on a box of cerial or something like that, said "Now with 50% fewer insect parts than the leading brand!"
I think I put it on my brother's cereal box. I wish I had a whole bunch of them today!