[KarlInOhio]

I hope this guy doesn't look for the USDA allowances for insect parts in food. He's probably eaten a lot more than a single fly's worth in his lifetime.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly,
I guess she'll die.

There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
that wiggled and wiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed the fly.
I guess she'll die.

[GeekDejure]

Wifey comes home and sees Hubby running around the room with a fly swatter.

She asks, "What are you doing, Hubby?"

"Swatting flies" he answers.

"How many did you swat so far?" Wifey asks.

Hubby says, "Five... three males and two females."

"How can you distinguish between male and female?" she asks.

"Three were sitting on a can of beer, two were on the phone." !!! ;-))