Wifey comes home and sees Hubby running around the room with a fly swatter.
She asks, "What are you doing, Hubby?"
"Swatting flies" he answers.
"How many did you swat so far?" Wifey asks.
Hubby says, "Five... three males and two females."
"How can you distinguish between male and female?" she asks.
"Three were sitting on a can of beer, two were on the phone." !!! ;-))
That's a good joke for the Friday's Silliness Thread!