It's more likely the poll said the Church wants 78% of American Catholics to be more conservative.
My favorite lines:
By their actions, they denounced the Holy Spirit of the true God in the selection process of the new pontiff, expressing what they alone knew to be proper for the Catholic Church.
But to the mordant, contumacious minded media elites, a sin against their "humankind" had been committed.
The pouty Katie Couric delivered a homily on the polls to the handful that still worship her show.
They cannot answer because they do not believe. Their theology is based upon feel-good sentimentality and convenience. It is as elite as they are.
It's more likely the poll said the Church wants 78% of American Catholics to be more conservative.