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Police Chase Down Alleged Masturbator at Harvard University
The Harvard University Crimson ^ | Tuesday, April 26, 2005 | ADAM P. SCHNEIDER

Posted on 04/26/2005 2:06:42 PM PDT by rface

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To: Fierce Allegiance
Christopher P. Gross, an employee at Peet’s Coffee and Tea, said he also saw uniformed officers running past Pinocchio’s Pizzeria on Winthrop Street yesterday. This reads like bad fiction....
21 posted on 04/26/2005 2:13:55 PM PDT by freebilly (Go Santa Cruz Baseball!)
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To: KidGlock
They're lucky his hands were ONLY red.

"You cuff him".

"No, YOU cuff him..."

22 posted on 04/26/2005 2:14:32 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP ("The Republican Party is the France of politics" - Laz)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
This is the dude.......
23 posted on 04/26/2005 2:14:46 PM PDT by MississippyMuddy (No peace, without FREEDOM!!)
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To: theDentist

Absolutely...Michelle is an adamant athletic supporter.


24 posted on 04/26/2005 2:14:50 PM PDT by Lekker 1 ("There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be attainable"- Albert Einstein)
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To: StoneColdGOP

Did it have something to do with "dating Fisty Brinkley"?


25 posted on 04/26/2005 2:15:07 PM PDT by Triggerhippie (Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

You know, if a guy had reported a woman for doing that, he'd have been arrested as a peeping Tom.


26 posted on 04/26/2005 2:15:12 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (It was a joke. You know, humor. Like the funny kind. Only different.)
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To: KidGlock

De wascal was caught wedhanded


27 posted on 04/26/2005 2:15:28 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rearview mirror.)
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To: rface

IDidntDoItNobodySawMeDoItYouCantProveAnything.


28 posted on 04/26/2005 2:15:41 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
They have some awesome jerky.

Have you tasted thei- nevermind...

29 posted on 04/26/2005 2:15:44 PM PDT by StoneColdGOP ("The Republican Party is the France of politics" - Laz)
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To: freebilly

Are you a Banana slug??


30 posted on 04/26/2005 2:16:07 PM PDT by Primetimedonna
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To: Richard Kimball
He shoulda gone here instead:


31 posted on 04/26/2005 2:16:40 PM PDT by Fierce Allegiance (Can statutory rape charges be pursued on a doc who does abortions on minors without parental consent)
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To: cripplecreek
>The suspect will now be questioned about alleged “lewd and lascivious behavior”

If the idiot
had said it was "Performance
Art
," then the college

would have given him
a big grant and class credit.
And if he had said

he was doing it
to protest the Bush White House,
he'd be on talk shows!

32 posted on 04/26/2005 2:16:52 PM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Fierce Allegiance

I had no idea public masturbation would be illegal at Harvard. I thought it was required at freshman sensitivity (oooh!) classes.


33 posted on 04/26/2005 2:16:55 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault ("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
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To: StoneColdGOP
"You cuff him".

"No, YOU cuff him..."

How much you wanna bet that the cops didn't say, "Up against the car and spread 'em!"

34 posted on 04/26/2005 2:17:21 PM PDT by KidGlock (Get in the pit and try to love some one)
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To: Richard Kimball
You know, if a guy had reported a woman for doing that, he'd have been arrested as a peeping Tom.

Dude, if a guy would have reported a woman doing that, they would be selling tickets and popcorn!

35 posted on 04/26/2005 2:17:59 PM PDT by Lekker 1 ("There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be attainable"- Albert Einstein)
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To: evets

Help...I think I recognize the face, but can't recall the name..


36 posted on 04/26/2005 2:17:59 PM PDT by ken5050 (The Dem party is as dead as the NHL)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Self Love


37 posted on 04/26/2005 2:18:14 PM PDT by expatguy (http://laotze.blogspot.com/)
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To: freebilly

"It was a dark and stormy night.......... when Christopher P. Gross, and employee at Peet's Coffee and Tea"............ (you know the rest).


38 posted on 04/26/2005 2:19:01 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Fierce Allegiance

LOL!! Oh, man - that sign is PRICELSS!!!


39 posted on 04/26/2005 2:19:10 PM PDT by warsaw44
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To: All

Apparently when the cops showed up he beat feet. Multi talented.


40 posted on 04/26/2005 2:19:20 PM PDT by USAFJeeper
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