That's cute. I wondered who would be the first to make a comment. Just couldn't help yourself? No umbrage taken, and none meant I imagine.
You might recall the story I told some time ago, about the imam who, reading from the (wahabbe version? of the) koran, stated to the congregation that homosexual men should be killed, by being thrown off a tall building...
In that congregation, was the imam's own son. He took his father's words too literally, gathered up a group of like minded young men and went on a 'poofter bashing' expedition into a park, where they bashed a young cyclist almost to death with baseball bats.
I have always been curious how they might have decided that the cyclist was a homosexual, and why they used baseball bats. Were they simply too lazy to kidnap him, carry him up several flights of stairs ( or use an elevator) and do as the imam instructed?
Islam perplexes me no end.
Uh, you did get that I was playing on the name "Cairns"...as in rocky markers...right?
Because using another sport's bat wouldn't be cricket? <rimshot>
Sorry, Fred... you line 'em up, I can't resist knockin' 'em down!