[SteveMcKing]

"The only bumper sticker I ever special ordered said, "YOUR MESSAGE HERE.""

I saw one that read "BUMPER STICKER". Wish I had bought it now.

[garyhope]

I remember that one, a friend had that one on her car. I thought it was one of the best and funniest. The only one that might have been better was one that said "StickerBumper"

[stands2reason]

I keep a lookout for that if you return the favor for me --

My neighbor had a lovely sisal doormat that said GO AWAY.

I've been looking for one ever since. :-)