Posted on 04/25/2005 10:57:25 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback
Dear Friend,
I am Mrs. Suha ARAFAT, the wife of YASSER ARAFAT, the Palestinian leader who died recently in Paris. Since his death and even prior to the announcement,I have been thrown into a state of antagonism,confusion, humiliation, frustration and hopelessness by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization and the new Prime Minister. I have even been subjected to physical and sychological torture. As a widow that is so traumatized, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.
You must have heard over the media reports on the discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine Government. In fact thetotal sum allegedly discovered by the Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars. And they are not relenting on their effort to make me poor for life. As the Moslem community has no regards for women,that is my desire for a foreign assistance.
I have deposited the sum of 20 million dollars with a security firm abroad whose name is withheld for now until we open communication. I shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement is known to you and my personal Attorney.He might be dealing with you directly for security reasons as the case may be.
In view of the above, if you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your Percentage share of he $20,000,000 that will be kept in your position for a while and invested in your name for my trust In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs Suha Arafat
But I'll bet it's a small cut, right? Because you're so swell and you heard of me over the internet!
send them a response. I had a great email string going for weeks with a guy in Nigeria. I kept telling him that I was sending him the important forms and my bank information but the fax wouldn't work or that my house was struck by lightning. They are really polite for a while then they get nasty.
There is a website where that is all they do is try to get pictures of the guy holding up a silly sign.
Elaborate, please.
Absolutely. I'm a Conservative, but I'm not greedy.... LOL!
Now I thought I explained this to you many times before. You do not get AIDS from touching yourself reading your dirty e-mail. It has to come from body fluid exchange with others. It must have come from your days working the massage parlors and tea rooms. (I warned you of the dangers of brewing up a cup in the past, tea bagger.)
Here is the website. There is some harsh language but some of the emails are really funny.
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
We need to get Lowbridge working on this one!
Well, the originating email was mrssuha3@eresmas.com ...so I guess you'd get in touch with her there. :-)
OMG!! LOL!!!! That is so freakin funny!!
Everytime I see her I think of Austin Powers, "That's a man, baby!!"
and we only need a small security deposit of..."
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Dammit... stop teasing me... HOW MUCH SHOULD I SEND ??? ;-))
Remind me to steal that for a tagline as soon as I'm done with my current one...
LOL!
Well, let's just ping him.
Hey Lowbridge, wanna have some fun with this one?
Good point! First JimRob (maybe 50% off the top, after all, she probably heard of me by reading FR) then pizza, then Jewish charities.
When you are all rich, don't forget the little people.
No, I'll still talk to peons like you. [ducks!]
"There is a website where that is all they do is try to get pictures of the guy holding up a silly sign."
http://www.scamorama.com comes to mind.
You too want to hear something really scary? A couple of years ago, the AP reported that an office manager in upstate New York had been arrested for embezzling. She got caught because she lost company funds in the Nigerian scam--TWICE!! She was looking to use her Nigerian score money to cover the money she'd been stealing from the company to cover gambling debts.
Peon, Peon I have been called worse by better.
You can get up now. I have thrown all I am going to. I am not very argumentative today.
Thanks for the warning, I believe that e mail may have given me AIDS.
You do not get AIDS from touching yourself reading your dirty e-mail.
I am certain the e mail gave me visual AIDS.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
If you can get me that website address, I would love, love, love to feature some of the miscreants in the Caption-A-Rama.
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