"Oh, isn't this just lovely. Walter "Hanoi Hank" Cronkite, Warren "Airhead" Beatty, the skank Maggie Gyllenhaal, and others are going to add their two brain cells' worth to the blogosphere."
But they're the most creative 250 people Arianna "Beard" Huffington knows! Dis MAWST be zuccessvul, dahling! I put awl my effahrt intoh eet! Awnd I haff zoooo mach effahrt, eet's green awnd feets neyesuhly indo da journalizts pawckets!
I love it! I have visions of Ariana doing a sendup of Marlene Dietrich. Thanks for the good belly laugh! The content of your quip is also spot-on. Good job.