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My Trough Runneth Over - (Washington pigs at the copious gov't feed lot; you're paying for this!)
MENS NEWS DAILY.COM ^ | APRIL 21, 2005 | JOE MARIANI

Posted on 04/22/2005 10:30:05 PM PDT by CHARLITE

Perhaps you're wondering what the Appalachian Fruit Laboratory in Kearneysville WV wants to do with $3,638,000 of your hard-earned tax dollars. Maybe you want to know why animal waste management in Bowling Green KY costs the federal government $2,300,000. (What are those animals eating -- too much of that Appalachian Fruit?) Possibly you just want to know why $100,000 of the money you send to the IRS is going to teach Iowans who want to plant trees in the Trees Forever Program about the injuries snow can do to those trees. I'm more concerned with the damage pork-barrel projects like these are doing to my budget. I'm afraid to say that out loud, however... someone might convince a politician to give him my tax money to study it.

The bottomless money trough in Washington DC is as full to the brim as ever, and so the Citizens Against Government Waste have released the 2005 edition of The Pig Book. Its pages detail all the myriad ways in which excess tax revenue is being misspent, in excruciating detail. Your tax dollars and mine are going to fund projects like Washington State's $250,000 appropriation for "asparagus technology." Is high-tech asparagus your cup of tea? Other examples of blatant waste are $11,450,000 for a Louisiana waterway that carries 0.1% of the nation's water traffic -- while getting 3.4% of all waterway funding -- and $3,973,000 for a multi-state research project on shrimp aquaculture which, according to the USDA, has already met its original objectives... scheduled to be completed in 1987.

Did you know that you donated $70,000 for the Paper Industry Hall of Fame in Appleton WI? Were you aware that you paid $25,000 to the Clark County School District of Nevada so that the students can study mariachi music? Do you like golf enough to pay $100,000 for the Tiger Woods Foundation in Los Alamitos CA? Woods probably makes that much in a relaxing afternoon while playing a game -- can't he fund his own foundation? Were you asked whether you wanted to give $775,000 to the Biltmore Hotel in Coral Gables FL, which charges customers $350 per night? On the Biltmore's website, taxpayers can see where their money is going. "Coming Spring of 2005, The Biltmore will introduce a brand new, 12,000 sq. ft. destination Spa on the seventh floor of the hotel. Featuring spectacular views of surrounding Coral Gables, the Biltmore Spa will offer a luxurious and sophisticated setting for state-of-the-art treatments and services." Your tax dollars at work! As far as I'm concerned, all this pork spending is a load of fertiliser. If only I could get some of the $1,700,000 you gave to Alaska's International Fertiliser Development Center for saying so.

How often do we hear Democrats crying that tax cuts hurt vital programs like education and Medicare? As long as politicians can spend taxpayer money on bloated pork projects, there's certainly no shortage of money in Washington DC -- and don't let anyone tell you differently. Why don't tax cuts come out of the trough first? No politician from any major party would vote to stop pork altogether -- that's how they buy votes from special interests, and garner good publicity in local papers back home to influence swing voters. No politician is immune -- the top state for pork-barrel projects in 2005 is Alaska, the Republican Senator of which (Ted Stevens) is also the Senate Appropriations Committee Chairman.

It seems there are only two ways to slow down the mad rush to spend all that excess tax money politicians control. A line-item veto would allow a single person -- the President -- to be held accountable for passing pork project costs on to the taxpayers. Not many Presidents would risk falling poll numbers to buy new buses for Disneyland transportation, as one California pork project does with $300,000 of your money.

In 1996, Congress passed the line-item veto, which President Clinton used 82 times in 1997 alone. However, the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that the line-item veto was unconstitutional in 1998, putting pork back on the menu. Senator Bobby Byrd (D-WV) called the decision, "a great day for the US Constitution." Senator Byrd was named "The King of Pork" in honor of his "fiscal incontinence" by the CAGW in 1999, when he became the first Senator to amass a billion dollars in pork-barrel funding. Byrd has earned a lifetime rating of 17 from the CAGW, on a scale where 0 is considered hostile to taxpayers and 100 labels one a "Taxpayer Hero." As of last year, Senators Dick Durbin (D-IL) and Hillary Clinton (D-NY) tied for the dubious honor of "most taxpayer-hostile Senator," each with a lifetime rating of 7.

The best way, however, to stop the politicians from picking your pocket to buy votes in their home states is: more tax cuts! If they don't have your money in the first place, they can't waste it. And DC politicians obviously have too much money for their own good... or yours.

Joe Mariani is a computer consultant born and raised in New Jersey. He lives in Pennsylvania, where the gun laws are less restrictive and taxes are lower. Joe always thought of himself as politically neutral until he saw how far left the left had really gone after 9/11. His essays and links to articles are available at http://guardian.blogdrive.com/.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Philosophy; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: barrel; congress; frivolous; funding; pigs; pork; projects; spending; taxpayers; trough

1 posted on 04/22/2005 10:30:07 PM PDT by CHARLITE
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To: CHARLITE
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2 posted on 04/22/2005 11:05:08 PM PDT by FreeKeys ("Politicians ... accuse you of 'greed' ... for wanting to keep your own money."-- Joseph Sobran)
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To: CHARLITE
"A politician's guiding philosophy: 'When in doubt, pander.' " -- Doug Newman

"Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator." -- Tim Barber

"A politician is like a drunk who walks into a bar, sees a sign that says “All you can drink for $1", and orders $2 worth." -- Cafrman

"To say Congress is spending like drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors." -- Ronald Reagan

"The difference between congressmen and drunken sailors is that drunken sailors are spending their own money." -- Rep. Tom Feeney

"Congress' passing of the omnibus spending bill without reading it shows more than anything why they can't be trusted." -- Neal Boortz

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans.  It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity.  But then, we elected them." -- Lily Tomlin

"Who may we look to for a reprieve from these money-grubbers and looters?  We cannot look to our neighbors and fellow citizens, for they are as dumb as posts.  They complain about high taxes and then vote these morons into office anyway." -- Cody

-- these and lots more at OBSERVATIONS ON POLITICIANS

3 posted on 04/22/2005 11:17:25 PM PDT by FreeKeys ("A politician is just like a pickpocket; it's almost impossible to get him to reform."-- Will Rogers)
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To: CHARLITE

I don't want to hear anyone complain about the money being spent on the war on terror.


4 posted on 04/22/2005 11:28:36 PM PDT by taxesareforever
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To: FreeKeys

All this pork spending needs to be exposed to the public. But i'll bet most of the sheeple dont care anyway.


5 posted on 04/23/2005 4:30:00 AM PDT by G-Man 1
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To: CHARLITE
...more tax cuts! If they don't have your money in the first place, they can't waste it.

Amen, Joe, Amen!

Hi Char.

FMCDH(BITS)

6 posted on 04/23/2005 8:53:35 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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