One Upsmanship ~ Joke~
Three Women - One German, One Japanese And A Hillbilly - Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The German Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. "that Was My Pager," She Said. "i Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm."
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Women Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, "that Was My Mobile Phone, I Have A Microchip In My Hand."
The Hillbilly Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Behind. The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Hillbilly Woman Finally Said, "well, Will You Look At That. I'm Gettin' A Fax."
There are funny folks every where!
I was in asia and workin hard when i decided I needed a massage.
I entered the massage parlor and a young lady proceeded to wash my tight muscles away with her tender hands...Ohhh my it was wonderful.
Just as I was about in bliss she said "You know many American men......like wax job"
whats a wax job I replied?
She never said a word.... she reached into my shorts and retrieved my member and proceed it to place it on a beautiful smooth piece of sandalwood where upon she laced it to the wood with silken thongs....awwwww
She then smacked it Hiya! and the Wax.....flew out of my ears...