There are funny folks every where!
I was in asia and workin hard when i decided I needed a massage.
I entered the massage parlor and a young lady proceeded to wash my tight muscles away with her tender hands...Ohhh my it was wonderful.
Just as I was about in bliss she said "You know many American men......like wax job"
whats a wax job I replied?
She never said a word.... she reached into my shorts and retrieved my member and proceed it to place it on a beautiful smooth piece of sandalwood where upon she laced it to the wood with silken thongs....awwwww
She then smacked it Hiya! and the Wax.....flew out of my ears...
LMAO! Ha!