Posted on 04/22/2005 8:48:47 AM PDT by FlyLow
"It's kinda gotten out of hand how much convenience we think we need," Diaz said.
Really? What makes you think that?
Style icon Cameron Diaz owns a cute pink toaster that imprints Hello Kittys face on her toast.
Would that be the same Cameron Diaz who makes an assistant shave her armpits for her?
I almost can't believe you didn't write this.
These Holly-weirdo's sicken me beyond description.
Yes, lets get back to basics. Turn off the T.V. and quit going to the movies, renting video's etc.
Put these people out of business so they can get back to basics, or rather, get back to reality.
I wish they would all move to a 3rd world country so they can poo in the woods to their hearts content, and pound mud and poo to make their own house. And never, ever be allowed back in this country.
Barrymore, apparently enthralled by the lack of a modern sanitary facilities, gleefully bragged, "I took a poo in the woods hunched over like an animal. It was awesome."
We can expect a replay in her next flick.
Are you saying that Tom Green will be her costar again?
How about they give up Hollyweird for good and move to one of these "utopian" societies? We'd be better off without them, but I bet they wouldn't survive long amongst the native population. I wonder what they do with dumb American blondes in Bhutan?
The 32-year-old Diaz, who earns a reported $20-million a movie, boasted that the cow-dung slathered walls of a Nepalese village hut were "beautiful" and "inspiring," and she called the primitive practice of "pounding mud" with sticks to construct a building foundation "the coolest thing."
I see two whole new Hollywood industries opening up. The Dung Wall Decorators and the Pounded Mud Builders. Really clever entepen-- oh business mavens will combine the two. Having dung which has been pounded by actual TRIBESPEOPLE put on celebr- oh Hollywood Airhead- walls.
Do you suppose Cameron knows what dung is?
I think her statement is meant for the rest of us. After all she is ultra important and should have her toaster.
The rest of us on the other hand should be starving and living in grass huts because it is the natural way.
They'll just replace one of their luxury cars for a Toyota Prius.
For full effect, Michael Moore. :)
CELEBRITY FRUITLOOPS DEMONSTRATE THEIR OWN STUPIDITY AND IGNORANCE!
LOL, I'm going to use that. :P
Here I sit, broken hearted...
Aren't those some of the basics?
;-)
...well...someone hasn't been chewing their corn. ><
OK Cameron, et al. You first.
Hehe, be my guest.
I have an image of the new Malibu, after the fires and rain, full of mud huts. Sculpted. Planted with tall grass and natural ponds.
Wait. Mud, once dried can wash away. Scratch that idea. Wait. Maybe they'd like the freshness of it. Very nouveau. Wait. Maybe $45 mm homes crafted to look like mud huts could line the coast there.........
These people are nuts. Someone needs to get the nets.
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