No need to get all dis-jointed, cuttin' up on people like that isn't nice.
I was just trying to express my disarming sense of humor. If I came across as a hack, I'm sorry. I'd give my left arm for your pardon. If you'd lend me your ear for just a little while I'm sure I could win over your heart and mind, even though I do admit, I was acting kind of like a heel earlier.