Posted on 04/21/2005 4:56:39 PM PDT by aculeus
An American police force is planning to sign up a monkey to reinforce its elite special operations team.
Members of the special weapons and tactics (SWAT) unit in Mesa, Arizona, believe that a capuchin monkey, dressed in a bullet-proof jacket and equipped with a two-way radio and video camera, could prove an invaluable reconnaissance tool.
The SWAT team's commander has agreed to a feasibility study into the use of a capuchin monkey. Sean Truelove, a SWAT officer who builds and operates reconnaissance robots, has applied for a £53,000 federal grant to fund the four-year monkey project. Capuchins have already been trained to be companions to quadriplegics, performing tasks such as serving food, turning off lights and brushing hair. Mr Truelove said the same training could prepare a capuchin monkey for police intelligence work.
He said the monkeys, which weigh only 3-8lb and whose puzzle-solving skills are enhanced by tiny, dexterous human-like hands, could unlock doors, search buildings and find injured people upon command.
Their size could allow them into places that officers and robots could not reach, such as attic rafters, he said. "Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it. It would change the way we do business."
Mr Truelove is prepared for potential opposition from animal rights groups and insists that the capuchin would not be sent into action if "the threat level is too high". Gloves for its hands and feet would protect it from broken glass.
Just as he has never known a suspect to harm a robot, he predicted that criminals would be "too stunned" by the capuchin's appearance to hurt it.
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I was wondering if anybody would have the chutzpah to work in mandrill. A tip of the topper to you, my friend.
"LOL. Just getting the monkeys off our back. Far more fun to pun about the news than simply read about those friggin 400-lb gorillas in Congress screwing things up again."
Amen brother. That's the truth, not just something one hears
through the apevine.
I think the movement will mostly affect the arabica speaking nations but will grind to a halt before it gathers much steam.
He's really cute, and I bet smart too, LOL.
You've described the situation to a tea, but I guess we should leave that subject for another time.
Now my interest is pekoed....and you should have guessed I would have lipton this opportunity. You're ability to tea-se is steeped in legend, and I'm suddenly infused with the desire to keep on punning!!
I tried to sell the Mesa PD on the cuter, less expensive and more easily trainable badger. Their predictable reply (all together now): "Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"
That's exactly why I refused to work with a capuchin monkey. They show me up, and get all the attention.
LOL!
The UK paper ran with the story anyhow. LOL.
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