[navygal]

So now we know what happens if we yawn in court, what about farting in court?

[Getready]

Make sure you cover it up...whatever you do, don't
let out a booomer...as far as the odor...well
that would be contempt? no?
Also, never argue with a judge in their own courtroom.
They are charged with being correct at all times, so
even if they're in the loony bin, they still MUST
believe they are correct. It's like telling an ugly
gang member with a gun and a bad case of acne that he
should work on his skin.

[mc5cents]

So now we know what happens if we yawn in court, what about farting in court?

Please, use the word crepitate. It is so much more dignified.