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Associated Press | 4/21/05 | None

Posted on 04/20/2005 7:59:36 AM PDT by The South Texan



TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bidden; biden; dodd; kerry
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1 posted on 04/20/2005 7:59:45 AM PDT by The South Texan
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Here's our plan to beat Bush in 2008...


2 posted on 04/20/2005 8:01:04 AM PDT by Dallas59 (" I have a great team that is going to beat George W. Bush" John Kerry -2004)
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"Three Thieving *SSHOLES" get together to spill some more venom.
3 posted on 04/20/2005 8:01:17 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Advanced Directive -- don't step on my blue suede shoes.)
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"I dunno if I can kiss Hillary on the lips in public..."


4 posted on 04/20/2005 8:01:17 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - They want to die for Islam, and we want to kill them.)
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Kerry: Make him give me back my speech.
Biden: I wrote that speech.
Kerry: Ya did not, ya liar.


5 posted on 04/20/2005 8:01:51 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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Yes, John, it's true...Pope Benedict thinks you're a heretic.


6 posted on 04/20/2005 8:01:55 AM PDT by Okies love Dubya 2 (I came looking for you, and now you come looking for me. I thank you." Pope John Paul II)
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To: The South Texan

Dodd says to Biden........ "Your plugs look like crap today."


7 posted on 04/20/2005 8:03:09 AM PDT by beyond the sea (Advanced Directive -- don't step on my blue suede shoes.)
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8 posted on 04/20/2005 8:03:10 AM PDT by COUNTrecount
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"Just calm down, okay? We've still got a chance if... Ratzinger? The conservative one? Crap! Roll it up fellas, we're done!"
9 posted on 04/20/2005 8:03:26 AM PDT by Mathews (Shot... Splash... Out!)
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Okay...ready...two, four, six, eight, who do we appreciate?!!!!


10 posted on 04/20/2005 8:03:37 AM PDT by Lekker 1 ("There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be attainable"- Albert Einstein)
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Joe, yeah, really, I learned the hard way, it's 2005, not
1968.


11 posted on 04/20/2005 8:03:47 AM PDT by Getready ((...Fear not ...))
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Psst. Trust me. If the three of us raise a stink, Voinovich will roll.
12 posted on 04/20/2005 8:04:16 AM PDT by BufordP ("I wish we lived in the day when you could challenge a person to a duel!"--Zell Miller)
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To: Dallas59

"Hey, does that yellow bracelet mean you're AC/DC?"


13 posted on 04/20/2005 8:04:23 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan
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"No, Joe, Chris and I have "Natural" hair, no plugs or implants....it's a genetic thing, dude!"


14 posted on 04/20/2005 8:04:39 AM PDT by Former Dodger ("The high-minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think." --Aristotle)
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I swear to God, Joe...she was only this tall. Of course I thought she was 18.


15 posted on 04/20/2005 8:04:47 AM PDT by Lekker 1 ("There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be attainable"- Albert Einstein)
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As Barney Frank services all three men from under the desk, the woman in red watches for any new techniques she has missed since she was in her twenties.


16 posted on 04/20/2005 8:04:48 AM PDT by Michigan Bowhunter (What quantifies this as an assault rifle?)
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17 posted on 04/20/2005 8:06:52 AM PDT by Lekker 1 ("There is not the slightest indication that nuclear energy will ever be attainable"- Albert Einstein)
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Lemme see if I got this right... the itsy bitsy spider went UP the water spout? Sorry, I just don't get it.

18 posted on 04/20/2005 8:06:56 AM PDT by new cruelty
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"Then it's settled. By a vote of 3-0, we will accept Universal's offer to star in the new Three Stooges movie!"
19 posted on 04/20/2005 8:07:45 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters)
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you got it wrong each one of the 3 have one thumb in their mouth the other thumb up their collective neather regions and then when someone yell switch ....they switch thumbs....
20 posted on 04/20/2005 8:08:25 AM PDT by Vaquero ("an armed society is a polite society "( Robert Heinlien).)
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