[Mo1]

Are they sure it was today?

[andie74]

No, that was ANOTHER killer bunny incident! ; )

P.S: Love the tagline...until we see them do the job we elected them to do, my cash stays right where it is.

[Sender]

"It was a fairly robust-looking rabbit who was swimming, apparently with no difficulty," the President told reporters while walking through his hometown.

(imagine Jaws theme, gradually increasing in volume)

Next week: Attack of the Killer Bluegill!!!

[MJY1288]

Ronald Reagan will go down in History for winning the cold war and the fall of Communism.

George H. W. Bush will be remembered for his leadership in Desert Storm and Liberating Kuwait.

George W. Bush will go down in history for toppling the dictators who supported the export of terrorism and the spread Democracy in the Middle East.

Jimmy Carter will go down in history for allowing our Diplomats to be held hostage in Iran for 444 days, and his near death experience with a Rabbit.

And last but not least.... Bill Clinton will go down in History for the Intern that went down on him and doing absolutely nothing in response to several Terrorist attacks under his watch.

The record of Democrats in power speaks for itself :-)

[eyespysomething]

It says in the 2nd article the, ahem, attack happened in April.