Dear Congressman Delay:
As a rather young Republican (the ripe old age of 24 to be exact) I'm quite honored that you are the Majority Leader. If someone of your caliber were my Representative or Senator I would be honored. In fact, you can tell that to the lecherous, socialist Democrats along the Beltway that I said so. For that matter, tell the feckless memebers of our own party the same.
Thank you for your service to ordinary Americans, sir.
LOL...thats a fantastic letter