[Viking2002]

I prefer good flamings like:

Hey, Virus Bait: If I want the commentary of a immunosuppressed pedophile, I'll slap you on the back of the head and wake up that little peg legged hamster that operates the drool-powered waterwheel of thought in there. Until then, sit in the corner and wait until I either speak to you or spit at you - got that, dungwad?

That tends to get their attention.

[ExGeeEye]

ouch

That thing's got a blast radius. Use with caution, and if possible, warn friendlie in the zone to duck and cover.