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To: RushCrush
That is so sacriligious! ;)

They want me to be Pope to shake things up a bit.

Here's my set of guidelines:

  1. Disco Ball in the middle of Saint Peters Cathedral.
  2. No pooftahs!
  3. Ladies Night at all churches, when single chicks get in free.
  4. No pooftahs!
  5. Petting Zoos will be considered Holy Sites.
  6. There is NOOOOOOOOOO... guidline 6.
  7. No pooftahs!

302 posted on 04/19/2005 9:17:50 AM PDT by Lazamataz (They taunted and gloated with perverse kitty pictures....)
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To: Lazamataz

That'll do until they tell who's *really* the Pope!


314 posted on 04/19/2005 9:18:57 AM PDT by Tax-chick (The Casserole with the Beans Again blues ...)
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To: Lazamataz

Ala Monte Python... LOL....


320 posted on 04/19/2005 9:19:22 AM PDT by b4its2late (If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.)
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To: Lazamataz

You forgot #8--no pooftahs!


336 posted on 04/19/2005 9:20:56 AM PDT by TheBigB (Proudly annoying stupid people since 1970!)
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To: Lazamataz
They want me to be Pope to shake things up a bit.

So the went straight from "The Pope Of Peace" to "The Pope Of Parrrtay"

Actually, I hope Rome adopts your guidelines...

337 posted on 04/19/2005 9:20:59 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Lazamataz

What is a "pooftah"?


340 posted on 04/19/2005 9:21:11 AM PDT by theophilusscribe
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