[throaty groan] Uhhh, I have to make another citizen's arrest....I have to stop with the payoff 'donations'....
Chief Wiggum:
Alright, I've seen enough--arrest McClure, Lou.
Lou:
But Boss, Sandy Berger's the one with the stolen documents stuffed down his pants.
Chief Wiggum:
Yeah, but he owns a majority share of Dunkin' Donuts, so we can't arrest him. Besides, I always wanted to abuse my power by railroading a helpless scapegoat.
Lou:
Sorry, Boss, I can't arrest an innocent man.
Chief Wiggum:
Alright, then you're under arrest for obstructing justice, smart guy! Book 'em, Eddie.
Eddie:
I can't, Boss: you arrested me last week, remember?
[throaty groan] Uhhh, I have to make another citizen's arrest....I have to stop with the payoff 'donations'....