Those payoffs were supposed to be made through an untraceable front company disguised as a Girl Scout Cookie factory--that blasted Smithers has fouled up the paperwork again! As for these new-money upstarts Soros and what's-his-name, I already bought and sold the world's water supply long before they embezzled their first billion! Little do these amateurs realize that I own all the real estate in Greenland and Antarctica, so when they attempt to corner the world's water market, suddenly there will be a global demand for snow, whereupon I will announce the opening of ICE, Inc: I'm Capitalizing on Econonsense, Incorporated. . .
Oh shoot. I didn't know the payoffs were to be untraceable!
See, Mayor Quimby was drunk and thought the Girl Scout Cookie Factory was a front for Girl Scouts. So instead of doing a wire transfer through the NGO, he set up an auction site to presell child labor futures.
He really thought he was being innovative, ordering 10 girl scout futures contracts, at $12000 investment; but he was thwarted by the Trial Lawyers of America who were busy outlawing the Girl Scout Cookie Factory for promoting junk food to raise money.